Sorry about the malware and download time. I've scoured the Internet for our phone's firmware since I received it opening day, and this has been the only link that I could find. Thank you to those who can mirror it.
Download the zip. Unzip it. Download Odin 3.07. Run it. Put your phone into Download Mode. Plug the usb into the computer. Press the PDA button. Find the file you unzipped. Press start. Wait for it to do its thing. Odin will say Pass.