Stupidest Tech Questions You've Ever Been Asked.
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Not a tech question but the most retarded thing I ever heard.
I work for a retailer and last year I got a call from a customer asking us what time we closed.I answered him eleven o'clock. The customer then says that's one one right.
I say yes while face palming myself.
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I work for a retailer and last year I got a call from a customer asking us what time we closed.I answered him eleven o'clock. The customer then says that's one one right.
I say yes while face palming myself.
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Yesterday at work, I pulled out my new OG Galaxy Note, and the idiots clustered around me, all amazed at the new iPhone. I tried to explain that it wasn't an iPhone at all, but because it was white and glossy it HAD to be the new iPhone. One of them way even holding the iPhone 4S, and another had the blue OG Note. I finally made her take her cover off and and showed them it was the same phone, that didn't help either. I finally walked away, but as I did I heard the IPhone girl say," well mine is still better than her's because it's an Apple and they are the most expensive."
Massive double facepalm.
Massive double facepalm.
So true.
They like Apple cause its expensive.
If I take a dump in the bucket and sell it for $1 million and stick an apple logo, people would still buy it cause it has apple logo and its expensive
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Customer: what's the monthly fee for Bluetooth?
Me: just write me a check for $10.00 every month and I'll keep it going.
Customer: really? Thank you. That's not illegal is it?
Me: well yes it is cause bluetooth is free!
Me: just write me a check for $10.00 every month and I'll keep it going.
Customer: really? Thank you. That's not illegal is it?
Me: well yes it is cause bluetooth is free!
My parents using Skype for Android: How to turn on loudspeaker?
Me: :looking at a big speaker icon: Click here.
My mom: How to click , I don't have a mouse.
Me :facepalm:
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Me: :looking at a big speaker icon: Click here.
My mom: How to click , I don't have a mouse.
Me :facepalm:
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This wasn't a question but I cleared up some space on my cousin's computer. Later, called saying I deleted the sound off of his computer. I told him that was impossible, and that he probably had it muted. He said it wasn't, and that I deleted it. So my parents had to drive my 30 minutes to his house. I walked in, clicked on the volume control, and guess what? It was muted! So I just unmuted it and walked out without saying word...
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I told him that was impossible, and that he probably had it muted. He said it wasn't, and that I deleted it. So my parents had to drive my 30 minutes to his house. I walked in, clicked on the volume control, and guess what? It was muted! So I just unmuted it and walked out without saying word...Sent from my Kindle Fire using xda premium
Not too tech related but still a funny question
Me *looks at massive pile of books my friend is hauling around* you know you can get ebooks for those right?
Friend: what's an ebook?
Me: electronic book. Like a PDF file.
Friend: (please note this guy has an A* in IT) yeah, but that's illegal
Me: nope, you can get legit books. Kindle works pretty good for them too
Friend: what's a kindle?
Me: *resisting urge to strangle him* Amazon Kindle? Best ebook reader? Only reads books?
Friend: is it a tablet?
Me: *kills him* (NOTE: I didn't actually kill him obviously, I just smacked him lightly on the head)
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Me *looks at massive pile of books my friend is hauling around* you know you can get ebooks for those right?
Friend: what's an ebook?
Me: electronic book. Like a PDF file.
Friend: (please note this guy has an A* in IT) yeah, but that's illegal
Me: nope, you can get legit books. Kindle works pretty good for them too
Friend: what's a kindle?
Me: *resisting urge to strangle him* Amazon Kindle? Best ebook reader? Only reads books?
Friend: is it a tablet?
Me: *kills him* (NOTE: I didn't actually kill him obviously, I just smacked him lightly on the head)
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Right after dad got his first android whenever he asked how to do something I would simply say "menu button." It became a running joke for the first few weeks.
I was just arguing with my ifriend and he's like the iPhone 5 Ida's better than the nexus 4 and when I asked him how he's like..... Itz lighter!! ...its lighter!! And he's like it's the slimmest phone and I'm like WTF!? After that I just completely pwned him so he won't mess with me again
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