So this is what I did: I cried a little, then I bulked up with three red bulls and some pretzels and spent the next ten hours recreating the theme. Great fun.
Current status:
The light brown area towards the top of the pic on the right is gonna change, doesn't look right, doesn't fit the theme. I'm just trying to figure out exactly
where to change it. Also, the horizontal line crossing the center of the clock only shows up in the screenshot for some reason. Not on the phone itself.
App tab, not much to say. I'm happy with the rusty cog and I'll leave it at that. The dialer needs more work, the colors are a bit off and I'm not sure the texture is right either, but this is roughly where I'm going with the dialer. I also changed the look of the Google search widget and the logo, and I'm happy with how that turned out; no changes will be made.
Search widget in landscape mode.
So what I'm basically saying is the theme is back on track. Phew.