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mark manning

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Let's see your jelly bean do this....
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You know you're a noob when you think benchmarks actually portray the phones performance lmfao!!!!!!

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You know you're a noob when you think benchmarks actually portray the phones performance lmfao!!!!!!

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I judge performance by how well the phone handles its day to day activity, not by some bar chart in a benchmark app. I test multitasking and games, the smoother the better, simples :D
 

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Ykyan when you open up 8 different threads because you "bricked" your phone

Ykyr when u start having nightmares about waiting for a ROM update that never comes

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Ykyr when you hear unofficial jelly bean port and jump for joy.

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Ykyr when you have a skateboarding android tattoo on your right arm.


Ykyr when you have xda for life tattooed on your chest.

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YKYAN When you flash back to stock in a panick because cm7 won't boot, and then read the instruction page again: Wipe data & Cache. My first ever ROM on a HTC desire z, ahh memories :')

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YKYRW you're about to wipe your dalvik cache in the bath :D
 
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    You know you're rooted when you wake up from being blackout drunk with a strange new rom on your phone

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    Saw this in another forum and thought this could be a pretty funny game. Let's see what people can come up with


    Originally Posted by ilijan

    I must post this for sensation users, because its most funny what i read from devs.



    Examples: masaidjet: You know you're rooted when you tell a neighborhood hoe to " wipe her cache "

    wscott9903: You know you're rooted when 1/2 of your apps require superuser permission.

    feralicious: You know you're rooted when your spouse tells you they're leaving you and taking the kids and you think "perfect timing, (insert dev name here) just released a new ICS ROM".

    jayochs: you know you're rooted when your phones buggy as hell :p lol

    putney1477: You know you're rooted when, you husband, wife, significant other gets a new phone and says, don't you dare come near this phone, it works fine!

    jackpot08: You know you are rooted when when spend more time flashing roms than using your phone"
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    You know your rooted when you spend more time on xda then on fb...

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    You know you're rooted when your friends show up with iPhones and you give them grief before you even realize what you're doing.

    You know you're rooted when you can't help people with certain stock questions with certainty because you literally haven't messed with default functionality in months.

    You know you're rooted when you see people whine about not wanting to factory reset and lose everything and your first thought is, "Why u no have nandroid?"
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    YKYR when if your girlfriend talks a lot,you wanna try to freeze the process "com.girlfriend.voice" :D

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